she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
please don't ironically join a cult
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