i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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