Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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