Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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