Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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