Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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