I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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