I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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