Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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