i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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