Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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