Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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