There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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