i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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