My brain says no but my pants say off.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Randomize
