Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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