Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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