I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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