how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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