Non-Jews are for practice
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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