I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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