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Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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