at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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