you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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