Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Randomize