I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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