I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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