Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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