from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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