guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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