Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
The ass gains better be worth it
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