didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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