what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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