I bet he comes in French.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
bring money and cleavage
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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