We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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