Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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