You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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