she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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