i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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