im about as happy as oj after his trial
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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