Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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