normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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