windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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