When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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