I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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