i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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