Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Randomize