Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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