saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Found your dick twin last night
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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