is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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