I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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