So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You took a bar mat shot.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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