Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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