i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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