Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
