i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
