No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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